Sports Meeting

The past 3 days have been filled by a grand "sports meeting". More details will follow shortly, but now I am off to celebrate the week-long holiday in Huangshan. I will fill you in on the details shortly...

- Jon

Hello, teacher!

On my way to class everyday I pass through the elementary school and middle school halls. Inevitably, there will be hundreds of little blue and red shirted demons running around the halls screaming and generally behaving like the world is about to end. It's a pretty amusing scene in and of itself, but what really completes the picture is every third or fourth kid will stare up at me with eyes filled with wonderment. (If you thought they'd get used to foreign teachers at the Suzhou Foreign Language School, then you'd be wrong. Foreigners never get old...) The children will stare up at me and then yell "Hello, teacher!" and run off screaming and chasing their ball/other children around the halls. It never fails to get a smile out of me...

- Jon
P.S. Here are a couple completely unrelated pictures of some of my favorite people - the Smartwhores...

Post-victory posing!

I like to think that we're discussing popping and locking in this picture...

- Jon

"This morning I woke up feeling brand new..."

It's been awhile since I last updated the blog, but never fear - all is well in the People's Republic. I've been listening to "Get By" by Talib Kweli on repeat for 2 days now (thanks goes out to Ross for pushing this over the Great Firewall for me) and I've also spent a fair amount of time watching a video that Tao posted of Julian teaching us how to pop and lock at a frisbee tournament. It's well worth checking out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqRGJGaIyE

Besides wasting time, I've also done a fair amount of work recently (classes are ramping up a little) and officially kicked off Shanghai Fall Ultimate Frisbee League! My days are pretty packed right now, but I actually think it's a good thing. This lack of "free time" is a sign that I'm adjusting to life in China and I'm back to taking care of business. When I first arrived, I felt like I had a lot of time to kill. I would wander around the city, watch DVDs, etc... Now, I've got more things to do than I actually have time for. I have basketball to play with Chinese teachers, lessons to work on my Mandarin, a newly formed "date night" which I'm excited about, a nightly Scrubs episode, etc...

In other news, we actually have our first vacation coming up shortly! We're going to be joining the throngs of traveling/vacationing Chinese at Huangshan (Yellow Mountain). Emma and Ryan have done a great job organizing everything and we're all set to leave on our first non-Suzhou, non-Shanghai adventure on Monday morning. I'm really looking forward to it! It's going to be great to hike around and check out some Chinese scenery :)

I just got some pictures from Milan from my birthday in Shanghai. There are too many to post, but here is a sequence of me being fed the long noodle and egg (in traditional birthday fashion):

Waitress feeding me the noodle

I will eat your children!

Chewing... (the waitress enjoyed this waaaaay too much)

Friends laughing and enjoying the show!

- Jon

Visual Perspective

Seeing as Jon and I have been here over a month now, I thought it was time to show you a bit of where we live. Here is my room...as you'll see, it resembles a hotel room...except, perhaps, for the bizarre space-ship-esque shower:


Here are my students doing their twice-a-day eye exercises:

And here we are at the Monday flag raising:

Finally, here is my Chinese assistant teacher Ms. Huang, and a new pic of moi:













And since a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll end here.
Zaijian!
- Em

Ultimate Art

I was recently asked to design the Shanghai jerseys for this fall's League season, which was pretty awesome (a little stressful because it was last-minute, but a wonderful excuse to get drawing again). I posted all the sketches that were both liked-but-rejected and liked-and-accepted on my other blog that I use mostly for posting my artwork: emmasmaldino.blogspot.com.
So you should check it out and let me know what you think...comments on this blog or the other one work just fine.

Thanks!
- Em

Wu Guai the Survivor!

The mid-Autumn festival passed recently here in China and the only reason I mention this is that we got Monday off because of it. Thank you random Chinese holidays! Speaking of random, so today my advisor told me about the "Sporting Event Days" that will be held next week. Apparently, we are going to take two full days out of class and take all 2000+ students outside to run track and field events. This sounds pretty hilarious to me, but then it gets better. Teachers are encouraged to participate in the events as well. Now, I love sports as much as the next guy, but running the 400m with a bunch of Chinese middle schoolers isn't my idea of a pleasant Friday afternoon. So, I tried to respectful decline this invitation to participate and offered to time the events instead. This would be all well and good if I were a Chinese teacher, but I'm a foreign teacher and we MUST participate. Apparently, the kids enjoy nothing more than watching foreign teachers run around like idiots (this comes as no surprise to me). I signed up for the long jump and the shotput - I think Emma was also coerced into running the 100m or something like that. Details will follow (and hopefully pictures of this nonsense).

I've been talking about getting pet turtles for a couple of weeks. Emma mentioned it in her class and one of her students gave her a pair of turtles for us to have!

Here the turtles are in their natural environment. They are hiding in their shells because I snapped the first couple of pictures with flash and sufficiently frightened them. In any case, we got these turtles and I was overjoyed. I've been taking them out for romps in the grass and talking to them when I'm bored of grading papers. They've been solid pets. Unfortunately, this past weekend when Emma and I went to Shanghai we forgot to leave our keys with a friend in Suzhou. The turtles were on their own all weekend! I was really worried that they wouldn't make it through... Luckily, our turtles are of a hardy nature and a strong constitution and 3 days without food barely phased them. In honor of their fortitude, I have decided to name the male turtle "Wu Guai the Survivor." Wu guai (pronounced ooooo-gway) means turtle in Chinese and it's actually my favorite word to say. I'm still trying to think up a fitting moniker for Wu Guai's partner...

Here is a picture of Wu Guai the Survivor:


- Jon

Teachers’ Day

Well, holy moly! They really love teachers here in China! Today was National Teachers’ Day, which was pretty much ridiculous, and absurd, and totally awesome all around. When I arrived at school this morning…i.e., when I walked the 100 yards from my dorm to my classroom, there was an envelope on my desk. It was from one of my students, Awa (that’s her English name, but I assure you, I have never met anyone by the name of Awa before). It was a simple but lovely card, along with a gift certificate to redeem moon cakes from some store (all in Chinese…my assistant will need to fill the blanks on this one). Moon cakes are the treat for this time of year…potentially for every special holiday during the year, but particularly for today and for the mid-autumn festival, which is this weekend (along with Jon’s birthday….special celebrations on all fronts).

Anyway, I was touched, but that was just the beginning. Then I got another card plus a cute handmade Korean figurine from a Korean student of mine. Her card said that she would “try to do better from now on,” which sort of insinuates that she hasn’t been doing well or she hasn’t been trying hard enough, but she’s an amazing student. So I’m left to assume that she just means that she’ll continue to try harder and harder because she’s awesome like that.
Next up, all of the teachers had a two-hour long assembly (don’t worry, I’m sure someone was watching the kids…). At first, it consisted mostly of speeches in Chinese, which sounded like blah-blah-blah as I drifted into a post-lunch desire to nap. However, into the second hour, the pace picked up and the shenanigans began. There were bizarre performances with cheerleader-esque “teachers” shaking the bon-bons and pom-poms to Ricky Martin, with high schoolers in red and silver get-ups doing a dance with bamboo noise-maker thingies, and many more. There were prizes given out gameshow-style, with a number being pulled out of a box, announced to the audience, and a (usually) Chinese teacher would run screaming down the stairs in glee to claim his or her prize. I won nothing…such was my luck. But I did get a pretty hideous silk scarf (though soft), and a couple of moon cakes. Hooray!!!!! I got my fill of laughs and entertainment though. Good job Suzhou Foreign Language School! You really know how to throw a party!

By the end of the day, I had a huge bouquet of about 2 dozen red roses (that I’ve left on my desk) and a simply massive bouquet of lilies (note photo) given to me by one of my student’s (Arrthur) dads…the same dad who recently took me, Jon, Arthur’s teacher from last year, my Chinese co-teacher, the Chinese math teacher and his daughter, a second-grade Chinese assistant, and his wife to a traditional Chinese dinner, filled with dish after dish after delicious dish. Now, my entire room…and Jon’s room (since I had to move it there)…smells like lilies. Can’t complain there. ☺


All in all, it has been a highly entertaining day.

Laterz,
Em